December 2008
Focus On Beauty II
WHOA! SNL Impression Archives! →
Four different Walter Mondales!
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I am trying to combine the words RIDICULOUS and...
and it is making my mind explode.
Ocean Grove: Civil Union Ceremonies? Here? Eww. →
I lived in Ocean Grove for a few years. It’s gorgeous and charming and words that describe a cool place to live. But it was founded as a religious colony on the seashore, and it is still more or less run that way today. Interesting article, considering that an influx of Gay/Lesian couples have helped push Ocean Grove and Asbury Park into a new, positive era of development over the last...
InterAction EVE and WALL*E →
UPDATE! I did a little sleuthing because I am a SuperSleuth. Using an experimental resource called yOutUbe, I have discovered that these toys, unlike their namesakes, are actually quite annoying. Boo.
(via Ubergizmo)
About THIS... →
It doesn’t bother me. I like Death Cab For Cutie. Alot. I like Ben Gibbard. I like Zooey, too. Hell, I will watch Bones just because her sister is on it and I can gaze at that trademark Deschanel bone structure.
So, the fact that they rub their sexparts together? That’s okay with me. It kind of makes sense from a music standpoint anyway. It’s not like she’s The...
Now Twitter Searching: Worst Christmas Evar →
Videogum: The 10 Best Cats of 2008 →
When I die fighting in the Zombie/Robot/Squid Apocalypse, my friends, family and lovers, both human and robot (what? It was the Apocalypse!), will gather to remember me and lay me to rest at the base of a monument celebrating my achievments.
A screen will be erected and the 10 Best Cat Videos of 2008 will be shown as Parry Gripp’s greatest hits play in the background.
Then Jess will...
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, six,...
Running round the neighborhood Perjorative, “Jinx.” he said the groom’s Down on me cuz he ate the rice It was well intentioned but bad advice Hell yeah, yeah, yeah Let it breakthrough, oh let breakthrough [x4] Open the curtain and let in some sky it’s almost half past two, and you can tell by the light Open your window, and let in the atmosphere! Let it...
WaWa: The French Vanilla Capuccino is $1.79, But... →
preduke:
I just went to my hometown’s new WaWa and saw three people i haven’t seen since elementary school.
it reminded me that I don’t really like the majority of the people i’ve ever been to school with.
I left without saying anything.
Dear Everyone Else,
bigcrush:
Sorry for using the “dear, so and so” schtick with the same frequency that the 90s used the “earth to so and so” thing. Apologies.
Funny, I start all my professional letters that way.
Earth to So and So,
Give me a job/Your product made my daughter sick./I want to go to there.
Regards,
Me.
This Just Upset Me. →
With a production budget of $18 million, The Family Stone made just over $60 million at the domestic box office. That means that whoever is responsible for putting this piece of shit together (Thomas Bezucha? Gesundheit.) actually made a tidy little profit. And when you add in the $32 million it made overseas, it most likely means that all the “My agent says I should make a...
A Manger. Made of Meat. →
New York Times Coverage of SantaCon →
upsider:
peterwknox:
threedotdash:
not-a-stacist:
You must watch this video. I defy you not to have a smile on your face after viewing.
and after watching, let me know what time you want to meet up next year. stacy and i are already planning. we want a big group. you’ll never regret it.
Yes.
I have to admit, SantaCon was one of the most out-of-control, fun and hilarious days I’ve had...
Tim and Eric.
Odd Job Jam.
Great Job.