December 2009
Springform.me →
Go ahead, bake me anything!
Blackberry Outage Forces Douchebags To Look At...
Iphone Assholes unaffected.
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Children Getting Puppies on Christmas Morning →
Watching these videos makes me feel like Clark W. Griswold, watching old family films while trapped in the family attic, dressed in my Grandma’s old clothes.
It makes me happysad, is what i’m saying.
Shoes.
deezle:
(via movingsideways)
We would also have accepted “Sluts”.
#xmas
The Christmas Sluts? Is that a thing?
Man, I need to GTFO more oftentimes.
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Shoes.
Spies Like Us, 1985.
Dr. Imhaus: Doctor. Austin Millbarge: Doctor. Dr. Imhaus: Doctor. Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor. [Imhaus exits] Dr. Marston: Doctor. Austin Millbarge: Doctor. Dr. Marston: Doctor. Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor. [Marston exits] Karen Boyer: Doctor. Austin Millbarge: Doctor. Karen Boyer: Doctor. Emmett Fitz-Hume: [amorously] Doctor! [Boyer exits] Jerry Hadley: Doctor. Austin Millbarge:...
We Don't Jingle Bells, We Pump Our Fists
That is your new Holiday Motto.
You may also find this to be suitable for the title of a memoir or possibly the debut album by your band.
That’s ok.
YOU are ok.
WE ARE ALL OK.
Japandroids Daytrotter Session →
You know, for kids!
(includes cover of Big Black’s Racer X)
nickdouglas:
Man in a Chicken suit plays “What is Love” on Pianica
James Bowers lives in Melbourne and has a MySpace.
The most amazing part of this is that you totally don’t even notice when he steals everyones wallets.
Because he is Australian.
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Comedians You Can See Tomorrow Night In Brooklyn
A Fun Thing Happening Tomorrow Night.
Event: Comedy for a Cure- Hosted by Kurt Braunohler What: Fundraiser Event with comedians Reggie Watts, Pete Holmes, and me, Chris “movingsideways is my outdated Web2.0 name” Hauselt Start Time: Wednesday, December 16 at 7:00pm The Deal: $10 gets you a Colt 45 open bar from 7pm to 11pm, plus lots of laughs and that warm feeling inside knowing you are a good person who donates to...
A Formspring Question!
From Michael Dempster Dot Com:
You know you’re a giant fag for setting this up, right? For joining this Facebook quiz of a fucking social network? That last wall between you and pathetic—it’s gone. You might as well just strip naked and crawl into a corner of your closet and masturbate with both hands while crying and sputtering ‘Mom Mom Mom’ until you mess your big...
“Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.”
- this cat, doing it’s best impression of a creepy grandma.