This looks like a trash can. Hell, it even has “TRASH” written across the front.

It is not a trash can.

That font is too Blade Runner for a trash can, for starters. It is painted glossy black, it has a blinking red light on it, and when you put trash in it a loud, sinister whirring noise occurs.

No, this is no trash can. It is the first volley in the War of the Machines. It will incinerate you just like it incinerated your snacks.

Pick a side.