Severely Depressed, Mildly Amused. One of those things is an overstatement. movingsideways at gmail dot com var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-5093223-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @movingsideways)http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/257135007/tumblr_ktof2oDEiS1qz8sgp&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong><em>Hey</em> - Pixies</strong></p> <p>“…whores like a choir.”</p> <p>This is one of those songs that I end up singing quielty while standing in long lines, trying hard not to lose my shit like everyone else who is losing their shit. This is a song I will be singing later today.</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/257135007http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/257135007Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:54:00 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktocnjxAE51qz8sgpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW</p> <p>(not pictured: me)</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/257085855http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/257085855Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:01:39 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/253593703/tumblr_ktjbh2RROp1qz8sgp&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong><em>We Laugh Indoors</em> - Death Cab For Cutie</strong></p> <p>“The days get darker and we wait for the direness to pass.”</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/253593703http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/253593703Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:48:38 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjaypDV0Y1qz8sgpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Say What Bear says, “Say whaaaaaaaat?”</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/253582542http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/253582542Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:37:36 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjalvyZCP1qz8sgpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m feeling you, dog.”</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/253574604http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/253574604Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:29:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/251177538/tumblr_ktfhtpkYp11qz8sgp&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>“C’mon and lemme hear you cry.”</strong></p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/251177538http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/251177538Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:15:25 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdub7ydfk1qz8sgpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Puzzle, solved.</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/250197137http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/250197137Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:49:47 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/249200401/tumblr_ktc6maTc881qz5e1e&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hitherehoney.tumblr.com/post/249167208/only-you-by-portishead" target="_blank">hitherehoney</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>Only You</b> by Portishead</p></blockquote> <p>This is what I listen to when I am being seduced by the woman who seems innocent and helpful but is actually a double agent and is going to steal the microfiche back from me and use it to barter with the Triad, who have kidnapped her heroin-thieving brother.</p> <p>No film reference, just feelinz.</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/249200401http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/249200401Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:47:19 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbb6rOPKg1qz8sgpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>GPOYW - Ghost of SantaCons Past</strong></p> <p>I already purchased my cheap santa suit for SantaCon. It’s been that kind of year.</p> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/" target="_blank">Laughing Squid</a> has the best resource for all your Santa needs <a href="http://santarchy.com/" target="_blank">right here</a>.</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/248551604http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/248551604Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:01:39 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9fqfU2HK1qz87jlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://perpetua.tumblr.com/post/247320349/michael-kupperman-the-genius-behind-tales" target="_blank">perpetua</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://twitter.com/MKupperman" target="_blank">Michael Kupperman</a>, the genius behind <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1606991647?ie=UTF8&tag=fluxblog-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1606991647" target="_blank">Tales Designed To Thrizzle</a>, created this t-shirt for an emergency pledge drive during tonight’s episode of the <a href="http://www.friendsoftom.com/" target="_blank">Best Show On WFMU</a>. If you want to support <a href="https://twitter.com/scharpling" target="_blank">Tom Scharpling</a> and <a href="http://www.wfmu.org" target="_blank">WFMU</a>, or if you just want a Kupperman Best Show t-shirt, please pledge tonight, 8 PM - 11 PM EST.</p></blockquote>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/247326521http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/247326521Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:53:14 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CcTAuXwvKFo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CcTAuXwvKFo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>My weekend!</p> <p>(<a href="http://www.everythingisterrible.com" target="_blank">everything is indeed terrible)</a></p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/246978756http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/246978756Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:47:00 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt6wcsphFP1qzttq6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gospelofmoll.tumblr.com/post/246476098/gpoymst3k" target="_blank">gospelofmoll</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>GPOYMST3K</p></blockquote> <p>Very excited for <a href="http://www.ncm.com/fathom/comedy/rifftrax_xmas_live.aspx" target="_blank">this</a>!</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/246480331http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/246480331Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:23:32 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt6uexz1mz1qz8sgpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“It’s gonna be clamp this, clamp that. Bada-climp, bada-clamp!”</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/245710328http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/245710328Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:08:57 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt31v7GXfX1qz8sgpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This cat looks like a little Teddy Roosevelt.</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/243299548http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/243299548Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:59:22 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hi04onuYQS0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hi04onuYQS0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><em><strong>SOLAR LIFE RAFT MEDLEY</strong></em> <strong>DJ /rupture & Matt Shadetek</strong></p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242976553http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242976553Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:00:52 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt1b5kXygt1qz8sgpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bartender, now.</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242308904http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242308904Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:24:56 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt1atrqoKm1qz8sgpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bartender, middle.</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242303488http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242303488Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:17:51 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt1aqfnl8Q1qz8sgpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bartender, then.</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242302055http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242302055Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:15:51 -0500<object width="400" height="291"> <param name="movie" value="?id=5549" /><embed src="http://images.crashthesuperbowl.com/11/build-2010_3_1832/swf/embed/embedplayer.swf?id=5549" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="291"></embed></object> <br/><br/><p>I am in this. It is part of a scheme, wherein you watch this and/or vote for it and someday down the line I might get a small part of a larger fortune. Mainly I did it because it looked fun and I am trying to build a legacy. A legacy of comedy. Holy shit. That will be the name of my big, overblown traveling comedy roadshow when I am making Vince Vaughn Money: The Legacy of Comedy Tour. I will tell dick jokes in front of giant posters of great classic comedians. I will make their frail, old ex-wives wave to the crowd as I destroy every last shred of the industry their husbands built with their years of sweat, scotch and self-loathing.</p> <p>Just kidding. Their wives are far too senile to wave with any conviction. InterSigh.</p> <p>It was on this shoot that I truly realized just how damned hopeful actors can be. I was just a schlubby funnyman there to fart his way through some lines and eat pizza. Everyone else? They were very excited. One gentle fellow wrote notes on his script, even thought he was told over and over that his lines would be dubbed.</p> <p>Oh, and the lame player won’t load into the Tumblrverse very well, <a href="http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/video/5549/" target="_blank">so here is direct link</a>. I am going to take a shower now. A long, Silkwood shower.</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242204097http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242204097Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:26:00 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt11urDT4Z1qz8sgpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Metaphor, captured in the wild. October, 2009.</p>http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242133331http://movingsideways.tumblr.com/post/242133331Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:03:49 -0500