Chatty Loggins with Scott: SHOES.
Scotty: i totally like george bush again!
Me: his greatest day in office
Scotty: his biggest accomplishment to date
Me: reuters just confirmed that the shoes were Easy Spirits quoting the President as saying, "they looked like a pump, but felt like a sneaker."
Scotty: I heard it was a Roos
Me: Oh yeah? Hows that?
Scotty: I asked Doc Marten
Me: When the Iraqi Foreign Minister asked the president if he would like to be introduced to some British Knights. He should have said no.
Scotty: Yeah, they stole some LA Gear in New Orleans
Me: This Katrina mess never ends. You know, the president actually dared the guy to throw them.
Scotty: Go on
Me: He held up a pair of Nikes and the President said, "Just do it."
Scotty: I heard it was a communication break down
Me: oh yeah?
Scotty: The reporter asked "Can we get you anything to put on your post-press conference falaffel?" and Bush said "K, Swiss"
Me: Well you know how the president loves his pizza, right?
Scotty: hows that?
Me: He loves his pizza, but he can be pretty picky about what kind. So when they asked him what he wanted to eat he said, "Two Boots."
Scotty: yeah, again commmunication breakdown
In Arabic he meant to say "PF Changs for me!"
"But he said PF FLiers"
Me: Well, he WAS there to celebrate the sole of Iraqi people...
Scotty: he had a heel of a good time, though he said it was knot for everyone.
Me: The real problem here is that the President has always had a hard time with foreign tongues
Scotty: he gets tied up, plus someone may have laced his drink.
Me: and they don't follow the leather of the law over there.
Scotty: he still got a kick out of it