Savin’ The Day - Alessi Brothers
This is the song that plays when shit gets real raw, ghost-style. It is followed in short order by the wail of an old ambulance as it tears ass up 5th Avenue on the way to said real raw shit.
Chatty Loggins with Scott: SHOES.
Scotty: i totally like george bush again!
Me: his greatest day in office
Scotty: his biggest accomplishment to date
Me: reuters just confirmed that the shoes were Easy Spirits quoting the President as saying, "they looked like a pump, but felt like a sneaker."
Scotty: I heard it was a Roos
Me: Oh yeah? Hows that?
Scotty: I asked Doc Marten
Me: When the Iraqi Foreign Minister asked the president if he would like to be introduced to some British Knights. He should have said no.
Scotty: Yeah, they stole some LA Gear in New Orleans
Me: This Katrina mess never ends. You know, the president actually dared the guy to throw them.
Scotty: Go on
Me: He held up a pair of Nikes and the President said, "Just do it."
Scotty: I heard it was a communication break down
Me: oh yeah?
Scotty: The reporter asked "Can we get you anything to put on your post-press conference falaffel?" and Bush said "K, Swiss"
Me: Well you know how the president loves his pizza, right?
Scotty: hows that?
Me: He loves his pizza, but he can be pretty picky about what kind. So when they asked him what he wanted to eat he said, "Two Boots."
Scotty: yeah, again commmunication breakdown
In Arabic he meant to say "PF Changs for me!"
"But he said PF FLiers"
Me: Well, he WAS there to celebrate the sole of Iraqi people...
Scotty: he had a heel of a good time, though he said it was knot for everyone.
Me: The real problem here is that the President has always had a hard time with foreign tongues
Scotty: he gets tied up, plus someone may have laced his drink.
Me: and they don't follow the leather of the law over there.
Scotty: he still got a kick out of it
Nuggnuts? Really? Nuggnuts…
Everything has to be some sort of surreal viral marketing campaign now, and commercials have to be mindless, entertaining and have as little to do as possible with the product being sold. I used to love it but now I hate it. Maybe I am just crotchety.
